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okay well whenever i write in these i feel like i am going to a job interview and i am never very good at those but here goes i'll give it a bash (please don't judge me, i don't interview well). Profiles are always hard for me. I'm not quite sure what to say to get a reply. It's like I'm filling out an application for a new job and trying to sell myself to someone so that they will "hire" me for the job of being their penpal. ***Application Questioner*** ***What are your skills pertaining to job?*** I'm a good listener I'm open minded I have a decent vocabulary I'm not a robot I am not a scammer I'm not a lonely man/woman/other* I like a wide range of books and TV shows I don't judge other people who are different from me I love learning new things (**Nothing wrong with being a man/woman/other, but only if you are not a lonely man/woman/other looking for an online flirt/fling session, or just get plain weird**) ***What are your weaknesses?*** There may be times when I can get obsessive over a certain subject, such as a TV show or a book. For example, after seeing a movie or TV show, I like to go on IMDB and see what everyone else thought of it and read about theories and such, especially if the movie was a horror/thriller movie with a confusing ending. But is this really a weakness??? I can be too emotional I laugh at very inappropriate moments I can't sneeze quietly I can be lazy I hate working out (i feel its my duty to keep my body the way its meant to be, who needs all them muscles anyway) ***Anything else you would like to add to prove you deserve this job?*** Pick me! I like cheese! I can be weird. I'm good for a laugh every now and again. Did I mention I like cheese? ***Thank you for taking the time to fill out this penpal application. Please wait 24-48 business hours to get a reply. If you receive no reply within that time frame.... get over it, move on.*** I hope my "interview" reaches you and that I get the "job." as your new pen-pal Keep on keeping on, CD What I'm looking for is someone I can just talk to, preferably through email, Skype, Facebook, online. I'm all for snail mail, but at the time I can't really do that because of the simple fact I do not have extra money for stamps and things. I don't really care what country you come from but i would like to chat to people from the states and or Canada, but that's not set in stone, please no scammers i will never send you money or fall in love with you (even if your an African prince who wants to send me your money) Well i hope i at least made you smile thank you for reading. P.S i never mentioned but the names Christopher-Damon But please call me Damon only people who i don't like call me Christopher.